Stanley and Dora

Stanley and Dora was lovers
They met down the Tottenham Court Road.
A whoopin' it up at the Palais
Where the ice cream fountains flowed;
He was her man, a Lonny Donegan fan.

Now Dora worked at the Dominion,
The best usherette in the flicks.
She sold Stan a ticket for one and nine
Wot did oughta cost four and six
He left his cosh in his mackintosh.

Well Dora was swiftly promoted,
To the circle she rose in a dream,
When who should she see but young Stanley
Wiv the chick wot sold ice-cream.
He'd chucked her up for a Walls' Ice Cup.

But justice came soon to poor Dora,
For Stan and his Walls' ice cream.
They both was killed in the rush for the exit
When they played 'God Save the Queen'.
God save our Stan, the only one wot can.