Mrs. Jones she had a mangle She did turn it with a handle She did turn it with such pow'r She did forty sheets an hour. Did you ever see Did you ever saw Did you ever see such a funny thing before? There's a little pub in Wales Where they sell the best of ales If you want a drink on Sunday You will have to wait till Monday. Oh I had a brother Rupert He did play full back for Newport But whilst playing at Llanelly They did kick him in the belly. Oh I had a brother Ikey Who did ride a motor bikey And he said he rode to Gower In a quarter of an hour. Then I had a sister Phyllis Who did work at Pontardulais But the boss he had to sack her 'Cos he caught her chewing 'bacca. Oh I had a brother Trevor He was very, very clever He could play upon the fiddle Up the sides and down the middle. Oh I had a sister Anna She did play the grand pianna When she played full presto All the buttons fly off her vesto.