Did you ever see?

Mrs. Jones she had a mangle
She did turn it with a handle
She did turn it with such pow'r
She did forty sheets an hour.

Did you ever see
Did you ever saw
Did you ever see such a funny thing before?

There's a little pub in Wales
Where they sell the best of ales
If you want a drink on Sunday
You will have to wait till Monday.

Oh I had a brother Rupert
He did play full back for Newport
But whilst playing at Llanelly
They did kick him in the belly.

Oh I had a brother Ikey
Who did ride a motor bikey
And he said he rode to Gower
In a quarter of an hour.

Then I had a sister Phyllis
Who did work at Pontardulais
But the boss he had to sack her
'Cos he caught her chewing 'bacca.

Oh I had a brother Trevor
He was very, very clever
He could play upon the fiddle
Up the sides and down the middle.

Oh I had a sister Anna
She did play the grand pianna
When she played full presto
All the buttons fly off her vesto.